Dr. Oz is literally the greatest medical mind of our generation and if you don’t agree with that OBJECTIVE FACT, you can go kick sand (or, hell, eat it, I don’t care. People who don’t listen to Dr. Oz probably eat sand and then gain fifty pounds because of it, you know? Who knows).
So it was my unbelievably amazing pleasure and honor to be able to write about the greatness that is Dr. Oz for HUSTLER this week.
That post is not even a little bit sarcastic, and if you read it as such, you are clearly a Dr. Oz hater who hates modern medicine, and you probably shill for the AMA, or Big Pharma, or GMOs, or whatever else is the hot-button thing that shills tend to shill for, you g– d— shill. GET A CLUE!
Repeat after me, ALL HAIL OUR TV DOCTOR OVERLORDS! LOSE 26 POUNDS IN THE NEXT SEVEN MINUTES WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK.
DR. OZ IS YOUR LEADER, AND YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THE MEDICAL WHIMS OF YOUR ALL-KNOWING LEADER.
PRAISE OUR WONDERFUL HERO OPRAH FOR BRINGING DR. OZ INTO OUR DOWNTRODDEN, SHITTY LIVES AND MAKING IT ALL BETTER FOR US IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Learn something, sheeple. Click here and learn about our amazing doctorpreneur, Mehmet Oz.
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