Nobody will ever accuse Chris Christie of being a brave, patriotic man. That’s especially true considering how, in the midst of the Syrian refugee debate here in America, the governor of New Jersey doubled down on his stupid (and scared) tendencies by adamantly arguing that he would never allow four-year-old orphans into America.
Because, you know, some hypothetical four-year-old with no parents and no adult family to his or her name might become a terrorist by… magic? Osmosis? No one is entirely sure, least of all Governor Christie, who is — to put it mildly — a fucktard.
I wrote something about it for HUSTLER Magazine this week, which you can read right here. (As I always warn you with HUSTLER stuff, that’s an NSFW link, so if you don’t like naked chicks don’t click on it!)
But yeah, Chris Christie is a big-ass joke, and he should be treated as such; he’s only taking what he believes to be a hard-line stance because he needs — desperately — to gain some traction in the race for president.
Chris, fuck this fake president stuff. You’re not going to win. It will literally never happen.
Read more about Christie’s stupidity over at HUSTLER Magazine.
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