So this is fun, I guess. On HUSTLERMagazine.com this week, I called Donald Trump an “anthropomorphized bag of canine fecal matter,” which is really just a big ol’ human bag of dog shit (you probably knew that). Here’s the post if you want to read it.
NSFW warnings, of course; there are naked chicks on that website, so if you’re a child, or have children around, or you’re reading this at work, ya know, lock it up and don’t click on the link.
Now, Donald Trump will never win the presidency, of course, but at least as of now it looks like he’s going to fuck some things up for the Republican Party. Honestly, I can’t wait to see how this one will play out over the next few months as the primaries come to an end. Oh, Donald.
This garbage person is going to destroy the Republican Party, and while it might rise back up stronger (remember what happened to it after 1976’s brokered convention!), it’ll be a few years before it can get back on its feet once Trump comes through like Miley Cyrus in a sexually suggestive music video.
Anyways, again, here’s the link to my HUSTLERMagazine.com post on Trump himself if you’d like to read it.
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