One of the best things about writing in general is the different voices you can apply to your work and the different rules and attitudes you’re allowed to break, follow, take on, and try out. Of course, in my case, I’m talking about writing for HUSTLER Magazine; swearing is cool, ridiculous sex jokes are in, going all in on Donald Trump and anybody else is no problem, and pretty much anything goes.
Anything better go, at least, after my latest post for HUSTLERMagazine.com where I broke down the GOP Debate that went down this week in Las Vegas. (That link is NSFW and there are naked chicks on that website; as always, don’t click it if you’re not down with a porno mag.)
The Republicans have no shortage of candidates, which really just means they have no shortage of idiots we can make fun of from Donald Trump right on down. And then there’s that one serious guy (Marco Rubio, I guess?) who might actually, you know, accomplish something outside of these carnival barkers.
Oh, and to link back up to the title of this post, yes, in this here piece I just did for HUSTLER, I honest-to-God really do hypothesize that one Donald Trump might just eat his own feces on stage during the next debate television on some national cable network. That’s a thought.
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